STABONES TOP 5 MOVIES OF 2009

5. STAR TREK
4. AVATAR
3. UP
2. INGLORIOUS BASTERDS
1. DISTRICT 9

MY BIRFDAY MOVIES --- A MUST WATCH

KARATE KID TRAILER - (REMAKE LOOKS LIKE CRAP)

"EXPENDABLES" DAILIES

STABONES AVATAR REVIEW

SO I WENT TO THE LATE SHOW LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS PACKED, HAD TO STAND IN LINE WITH MY CHIC AS SHE COMPLAINED FOR AN HOUR. "SHUT YO MOUT AND EAT YOU JUNIOR MINTS!!!" NEVA AGAIN. SO NOW I'M STARTIN TO DIG THESES TREE DIMENSIONAL MOVIES THEY ARE SPECTACALA, THE STORY WAS LIKE WATCHING A COWBOYS AND INDIAN MOVIE WHICH I LIKES..KEEP IT SIMPLE I SAY. SO BESIDES MY CHIC COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LINE UPS AND HOW UNCOMFORTABLE SHE WAS AND ME READY TO SMACK THE JUNIOR MINTS OUTTA HERE MOUT I GIVES AVATAR...
4 SARDINES OUTTA 5 CAUSE IT WAS A TAD TO LONG.

R.I.P. BRITTANY MURPHY

"CLASH OF THE TITANS" MOVIE POSTERS

TRON LEGACY MOVIE POSTER

BABE OF THE MONTH - DENISE MILANI

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NINJA "ASS" ASIN

WHAT A SHITTY FUCKEN MOVIE, IT WAS A FREAKIN' MESS AND I LOVE NINJA MOVIES..SO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK HOLLYWOOD ONCE AGAIN FOR FREAKIN' SCREWING UP ANOTHER CHILDHOOD MEMORY.

1 SARDINE OUTTA 5

EDWARD PENIS HANDS - PORN OF THE YEAR?

This may be a new feature here at RAW CRITIC... Porn reviews? what are your thoughts? Anyways this movie Edward Penis Hands could become a classic.