Tuesday, October 19, 2010

BETWEEN TWO FERNS with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis

KFC'S DOUBLE DOWN REVIEW

I WAS EXCITED TO HEAR THAT KFC WAS FINALLY BRINGING THE DOUBLE DOWN TO CANADA, AFTER LINING UP FOR 10 MINUTES AND 6.99 LATER I FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON ONE OF THEM......WHAT A MISTAKE.



...LIKE I WAS SAYING IN MY VIDEO...THE DOUBLE DOWN IS LIKE CHUGGING DOWN A BOTTLE OF SALT, THAT'S ALL YOU TASTE. AFTER FINISHING IT I FELT QUEASY AND MY LIPS FELT LIKE PRUNES..I'VE HAD THREE BOTTLES OF WATER AND STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT...
...I THINK MY NOSE IS BLEEDING.

30 grams of fat and 1,740 milligrams of sodium

1 SARDINE OUTTA 5

BED INTRUDER SONG