Thursday, December 9, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
KFC'S DOUBLE DOWN REVIEW
I WAS EXCITED TO HEAR THAT KFC WAS FINALLY BRINGING THE DOUBLE DOWN TO CANADA, AFTER LINING UP FOR 10 MINUTES AND 6.99 LATER I FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON ONE OF THEM......WHAT A MISTAKE.
...LIKE I WAS SAYING IN MY VIDEO...THE DOUBLE DOWN IS LIKE CHUGGING DOWN A BOTTLE OF SALT, THAT'S ALL YOU TASTE. AFTER FINISHING IT I FELT QUEASY AND MY LIPS FELT LIKE PRUNES..I'VE HAD THREE BOTTLES OF WATER AND STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT...
...I THINK MY NOSE IS BLEEDING.
30 grams of fat and 1,740 milligrams of sodium
1 SARDINE OUTTA 5
...LIKE I WAS SAYING IN MY VIDEO...THE DOUBLE DOWN IS LIKE CHUGGING DOWN A BOTTLE OF SALT, THAT'S ALL YOU TASTE. AFTER FINISHING IT I FELT QUEASY AND MY LIPS FELT LIKE PRUNES..I'VE HAD THREE BOTTLES OF WATER AND STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT...
...I THINK MY NOSE IS BLEEDING.
30 grams of fat and 1,740 milligrams of sodium
1 SARDINE OUTTA 5
Friday, October 1, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
So this is the movie i have been waiting to see and tried to bring exclusive material for all of my followers...I want to apologize for this piece of shit, this movie was supposed to be about the expendables but all we got was "excretionables". All we wanted was something even close to Rambo 4 ( a masterpiece). My fave scenes were the airplane dock scene and Terry Cruz running down a tunnel blowing the shit outta people. Fucken right. Nice Try Stallone, youz still my hero.2 Sardines outta 5
Friday, August 6, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
I'M ON VACATION FANS - GOING BACK HOME - TO CHEEKTOWAGA, BUFFALO NY
YO fans you heard right Stevie Stabone is going home To Cheektown. I'll be out of commission for a couple of weeks but i will be back with a ton of pics. Here are some of my memories growin up in Cheektowaga... Enjoy.
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
RAW CRITIC'S "ASK STEVIE STABONE A QUESTION!"
PEOPLE ASK ME .. "HEY YO STEVIE STABONE WHAT'S WIT DA SARDINE RATING SYSTEM?" AND I SAYS HEY YO FUCK FACE WHO DA FUCK DOESN'T LOVE SARDINES. I LOVE SARDINES ON EVERYTHING. MY PIZZA, MY BURGERS AND ESPECIALLY MY BOLOGNA SANGWICHES. SOMETIMES MY OLD LADY SAYS HEY YOU STINK LIKE SARDINES STEVIE! AND I SAYS HEY YO CONSIDER THAT A BONUS NOW BEND OVA. HERE ARE SOME SARDINE RECIPES MY FANS SENT IN.
Friday, July 23, 2010
DANGEROUS DAN'S REVIEW
So the only thing "Dangerous" about Dangerous Dan's is the location, located next to one of my beloved strip joint's "Jilly's" da place where you can catch a venereal disease by just breathing in the air. So me and my co-worker and his buddy stroll into DD's and order our burgers me and my co-worker order the Big Kahuna burger (the hawaiian burger) me with fries and my co-worker gets the rings. His buddy orders the The Coronary Burger Special 2 8oz Patties, 4 Slices of Bacon, 2 Slices of Cheddar and a Fried Egg on top. Served w/ Fries and Gravy, Can of Pop and Mayo. The price is right and the service is good (if you give a shit about that stuff i don't really give a fuck it's all about the food) so Problem 1. the bun and how it can't handle the load of crap they fill it with it looks like one big lop of shit and totally falls apart when you pick it up. Problem 2. The tasteless oversized meatball just the way my wife makes it. Problem 3. The Frozen fries... Horrible. How dare you serve McCain super fries. I must say the onion rings and gravy are killer. So i haven't tried every burger in the place but if the meat is tasteless and the fries are the frozen kind then they might not see me again. I'd say go there for the "Wow" factor on how big these burgers are and walk out. FUUUCK.
2 Sardines outta 5
Thursday, July 22, 2010
DANGEROUS DAN'S REVIEW COMING SOON!!
SO ME AND MY CO-WORKER WILL HEAD OUT TODAY TO SEE IF DANGEROUS DAN'S BURGERS REIGN SUPREME....REVIEW TOMORROW IF I SURVIVE.....STAY TOONED!
