So the only thing "Dangerous" about Dangerous Dan's is the location, located next to one of my beloved strip joint's "Jilly's" da place where you can catch a venereal disease by just breathing in the air. So me and my co-worker and his buddy stroll into DD's and order our burgers me and my co-worker order the Big Kahuna burger (the hawaiian burger) me with fries and my co-worker gets the rings. His buddy orders the The Coronary Burger Special 2 8oz Patties, 4 Slices of Bacon, 2 Slices of Cheddar and a Fried Egg on top. Served w/ Fries and Gravy, Can of Pop and Mayo. The price is right and the service is good (if you give a shit about that stuff i don't really give a fuck it's all about the food) so Problem 1. the bun and how it can't handle the load of crap they fill it with it looks like one big lop of shit and totally falls apart when you pick it up. Problem 2. The tasteless oversized meatball just the way my wife makes it. Problem 3. The Frozen fries... Horrible. How dare you serve McCain super fries. I must say the onion rings and gravy are killer. So i haven't tried every burger in the place but if the meat is tasteless and the fries are the frozen kind then they might not see me again. I'd say go there for the "Wow" factor on how big these burgers are and walk out. FUUUCK.
2 Sardines outta 5
