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Wednesday, July 28, 2010
I'M ON VACATION FANS - GOING BACK HOME - TO CHEEKTOWAGA, BUFFALO NY
YO fans you heard right Stevie Stabone is going home To Cheektown. I'll be out of commission for a couple of weeks but i will be back with a ton of pics. Here are some of my memories growin up in Cheektowaga... Enjoy.
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
RAW CRITIC'S "ASK STEVIE STABONE A QUESTION!"
PEOPLE ASK ME .. "HEY YO STEVIE STABONE WHAT'S WIT DA SARDINE RATING SYSTEM?" AND I SAYS HEY YO FUCK FACE WHO DA FUCK DOESN'T LOVE SARDINES. I LOVE SARDINES ON EVERYTHING. MY PIZZA, MY BURGERS AND ESPECIALLY MY BOLOGNA SANGWICHES. SOMETIMES MY OLD LADY SAYS HEY YOU STINK LIKE SARDINES STEVIE! AND I SAYS HEY YO CONSIDER THAT A BONUS NOW BEND OVA. HERE ARE SOME SARDINE RECIPES MY FANS SENT IN.
Friday, July 23, 2010
DANGEROUS DAN'S REVIEW
So the only thing "Dangerous" about Dangerous Dan's is the location, located next to one of my beloved strip joint's "Jilly's" da place where you can catch a venereal disease by just breathing in the air. So me and my co-worker and his buddy stroll into DD's and order our burgers me and my co-worker order the Big Kahuna burger (the hawaiian burger) me with fries and my co-worker gets the rings. His buddy orders the The Coronary Burger Special 2 8oz Patties, 4 Slices of Bacon, 2 Slices of Cheddar and a Fried Egg on top. Served w/ Fries and Gravy, Can of Pop and Mayo. The price is right and the service is good (if you give a shit about that stuff i don't really give a fuck it's all about the food) so Problem 1. the bun and how it can't handle the load of crap they fill it with it looks like one big lop of shit and totally falls apart when you pick it up. Problem 2. The tasteless oversized meatball just the way my wife makes it. Problem 3. The Frozen fries... Horrible. How dare you serve McCain super fries. I must say the onion rings and gravy are killer. So i haven't tried every burger in the place but if the meat is tasteless and the fries are the frozen kind then they might not see me again. I'd say go there for the "Wow" factor on how big these burgers are and walk out. FUUUCK.
2 Sardines outta 5
Thursday, July 22, 2010
DANGEROUS DAN'S REVIEW COMING SOON!!
SO ME AND MY CO-WORKER WILL HEAD OUT TODAY TO SEE IF DANGEROUS DAN'S BURGERS REIGN SUPREME....REVIEW TOMORROW IF I SURVIVE.....STAY TOONED!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
RAW CRITIC'S "PREDATORS" REVIEW
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER CRITIC'S WERE SMOKING WHEN WATCHING THIS MOVIE CALLED "PREDATOR'S" BUT WHAT I SAW WAS A SHITTY ATTEMPT TO COPY THE ORIGINAL AND FAILED LIKE A MIDGET TRYING TO FUCK A HORSE. FIRST OFF NOT ENOUGH PREDATOR HUNTING SECOND NOT ENOUGH AWESOME KILLS THIRD ADRIAN BRODY AND HIS NOSE.
I WOULD SEE THIS MOVIE JUST CAUSE EVERYTHING OUT THIS SUMMA HAS BEEN A FUCKEN TURD. I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED MY POINTS ON THIS ONE.
2.5 SARDINES OUTTA 5
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
"OMONIA" GREEK RESTAURANT ON THE DANFORTH REVIEW
Hey everybody, you know sometimes i can be a pretty romantic guy if i put my ballz to it and this time i went ballz out. I took my old lady to a Greek restaurant on the Danforth for her Birfday. Omonia restaurant is the name of the joint, i ordered the Fried Calamari dinner and my wife ordered the grilled Version (good cause i don't want to be married to a freakin Hippo) The service was great smoking was allowed on the patio and the food was plentiful and delicious. I give this joint a 3.5 Sardines outta 5
Friday, July 9, 2010
PREDATORS REVIEW
Massawyrm says PREDATORS is the sequel PREDATOR deserves!
Hola all. Massawyrm here.If there’s one thing that can be said about PREDATORS, it is that it is the sequel that the original PREDATOR always deserved. It is faithful, fun, loud and hits every note that you want out of a PREDATOR film. More importantly, it is without a doubt the very best PREDATOR sequel thus made, one that will make you completely forget that the property was nearly buttfucked into oblivion by the unholy pairing of it with the ALIEN series, something that may have worked well in comic books and video games, but not onscreen. It spends the bulk of its time going back to the original formula that worked so well – giving us a group of unquestionable badasses and then having those nearly inhuman ass beaters killed almost indiscriminately by something much bigger and scarier than they are. And if you go into PREDATORS wanting to see that movie, you will not be disappointed. PREDATORS wastes zero time getting to the point. The movie opens with our protagonists dropping through the atmosphere and BAM! We’re in the jungle. The setup from there becomes something of a “locked room” kind of film as a number of strangers wake up, none of them trusting one another, and are forced to work together to figure out what the hell is going on. Loaded to bear with plenty of weapons and ammo, this puts some seriously top shelf mother fuckers up against the baddies we all know and love, and what follows is nearly two hours of running, shooting and pithy dialog. But if PREDATORS has one glaring flaw, it is that it is a great idea that forgets the chief law of horror film sequels. ANY horror sequel needs MORE. More blood, more terror, more fucked up scenarios. Something. You have to escalate the situation or else you are simply remaking the original. And to a certain degree, that is exactly what this is. If you’ve never seen a PREDATOR movie before, this film will no doubt be loaded with surprises; if, however, you have, then PREDATORS has very little to offer in the way of new material or ideas. There are a few very neat new hunting techniques, but on the whole, these are the very same monsters we’ve seen 4 times already, played with or against in a plethora of video games and read about in scads of comic books. If you’re the type of person likely to be tapping their feet, waiting for this to do something new and different, you will be sorely disappointed. What this is, in all actuality, is the wet dream movie so many of us daydreamed about back in 1999 when it was announced that Rodriguez was working on the script for it. And this is very much that film – without the benefit of being the 3rd PREDATOR film. The characters are all great here, but their deaths don’t seem to carry as much weight as they did in the first film nor do they seem as gory. That said, what the film does do, and the few story twists it gives us are all spot on. I personally wanted to see the film go in a different direction in the third act – purely because it was an angle we hadn’t seen before – but was just fine with where the movie wanted to take me. Say what you will, the film is never boring. It is loud, violent, fast paced and worth every minute you devote to it. And when it gets to its kicker of an ending, you get the desire to see the next film immediately – though you simultaneously know you don’t necessarily need to. I really dug this film. It is 100% action, played out with some bad mother fuckers. That’s it. Few real character arcs. No real meat to the story. Nonstop tension and lots of death. If you’re looking for some good old fashioned, R rated, monster movie action fun, this is your film. If you expect more than that, this film has nothing to offer you. It is simple, straight forward and absolutely solid. Awesome summer fun, this is the film that will wash the taste of the AVP series out of your mouth and remind you why you dug this series so much in the first place. Until next time friends, Massawyrm |
