THE INCREDIBLE HULK REVIEW...THE REAL ONE!!!

HEY!

THE INCREDIBLE HULK REVIEW. LISTEN UP.

KNOW WHAT'S BORING??? HAVING FEELINGS, TALKING AND FOOT RACES. KNOW WHAT ISN'T BORING???
SHIT GETTING BLOWED UP, PEOPLE GETTING SMASHED THROUGH WALLS AND SHIT GETTING BLOWED UP. 'NUFF SAID.

IF THE POINT OF THE MOVIE IS TO MAKE ME QUESTION WHY THE FUCK I EVER LOVED MOVIES AND PRAY FOR THE SWEET HANDS OF THE GRIM REAPER TO SLOWLY CHOKE THE LIFE FROM ME I GIVE THIS FLICK FORTY-THREE SARDINE HEADS OUT OF FIVE.
HOWEVER, IF IT WAS MEANT TO MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT MY MISERABLE LIFE FOR 2 HOURS AND FOR A BRIEF WINDOW FEEL GOOD I GIVE IT 3 LITRES OF MY BALL SWEAT COLLECTED IN A RUSTY SARDINE TIN.
NOW I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE FOR THAT SO YOU'SE ALL ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
IN CLOSING, I WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH HAPPIER HAD I BEEN TOO DRUNK TOO STONED AND TOO FULL OF HOT DOGS TO SIT THROUGH MORE THAN TEN MINUTES OF THIS MOVIE.

COMING SOON, PEOPLE I WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE-THE EDWARD NORTON EDITION.