HEY EVERYBODY, LONG TIME NO CRITIC. BUT LET ME TELL YA, I GOTS A DOOSY OVA 'ERE WITH THE MOVIE "DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN". THE TITLE ALONE GETS A COUPLE OF SARDINES AND THE AMOUNT OF HUMMUS USED IN THIS MOVIE GETS ONE SARDINE 'CAUSE I LIKES THE HUMMUS. THIS FUCKIN' MOVIE SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, LIKE MY BUDDY DID WHO WALKED OUT 10 MINUTES IN, WHAT A DOUCHE ... DON'T WALK OUT. THIS MOVIE HAD ME FROM THE GETGO...SO STICK AROUND AND HAVE A FUCKIN' GOOD TIME.
P.S ORDER THE HOT DOGS THEY ARE KILLER.
I GIVE ZOHAN 4 SARDINES OUTTA 5
