Friday, September 25, 2009

ROB ZOMBIES HALLOWEEN 2 REVIEW!












WHAT THE FUCK!!!? AND I THOUGHT HALLOWEEN 1 WAS A PIECE OF SHIT! THE SEQUEL TO ROB ZOMBIES FIRST ATTEMPT IS PROBABLY THE WORST FILM I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. WITH WHOPPER IN HAND I ALMOST LOST MY APPETITE ...THANK GOD I FINISHED THE SANGWICH IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES. THIS FILM LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT, FLASHBACKS, JAPANESE STYLE HORROR, CHICKS IN ANGELIC DRESSES RIDING WHITE HORSES....WOW!. ROB ZOMBIE GIVE IT UP ALREADY YOU DESTROYED THE MICHAEL MYERS CHARACTER MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE A GIANT HOMELESS SCUMBAG (WITH GROANING AND ALL), AND YOU MADE THE DR. LOOMIS CHARACTER FREAKIN' ARROGANT WITH A HUGE EGO. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? FUCKIN' LOSER...ANOTHER UNNECESSARY REMAKE. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MOOLAH
NOT EVEN FOR A LAUGH.
I GIVE THIS WASTE ZERO SARDINES OUTTA FIVE ...THAT'S A FIRST PEOPLE..