STEVIE STABONES "C.N.E" EXPERIENCE

SO I TOOK MY TWO LITTLE CUZINS' TO THE EX LAST WEEK 'CAUSE THE LITTLE SHITS WERE CRYING AND BEGGIN' AND DERE PARENTS ARE A COUPLE OF DOUCHE BAGS SO INSTEAD OF ME BEATING THE KIDS SENSELESS I TOOK EM FOR SOM GOOD 'OL FASHION FUN AT THE "C.N.E" AKA DA EX.TO BE HONEST I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT DA C.N.E. AND THERE OVERPRICED ADMISSION AND LONG FREAKIN' LINES BUT STILL THE FREAKIN' CORN DOGS AND BACON ON DA BUN KEEPS ME GOING BACK.

LAST YEARS WHEN I WENTS TO THE EX THE THING THAT INTERESTED ME THE MOST WAS THE SCIENTOLOGIST BOOTH. WHAT A FREAK SHOW, THEY HAD THIS DEVICE THAT THEY STUCK TO YOUR HEAD, ARMPITS AND BALLS THAT TESTED YOU FOR STRESS. THE FUNNY PART WASN'T THIS MACHINE IT WAS THE TWO CREEPY DUDES WHO MADE JASON VORHEES LOOK NORMAL.

ANYWAYS THEY WEREN'T THERE THIS YEAR WHICH WAS A SHAME BUT THERE WAS A YOUNG SCIENTOLOGIST OUTSIDE THE GATES OF THE EX GIVING OUT PROPAGANDA.

SO WE ATE A TON OF FOOD PLAYED SOME GAMES WENT ON SOME RIDES AND WITNESSED PROBABLY ONE OF DA BEST TREE DEE SHOWS EVER AND 200 DOLLARS LATER WE WENT HOME.

I GIVE DIS C.N.E EXPERIENCE 3 SARDINES OUTTA 5 

BECAUSE THE SCIENTOLOGISTS BOOTH WASN'T THERE.