Wednesday, May 14, 2008

IRON MAN REVIEW



ME AND THE BOYS WENT TO THE AMC ON DUNDAS AND YONGE ST. TO GO WATCH IRON MAN LAST NIGHT. FIRST OFF, I'D LIKE TO SAY THIS NEW THEATRE IS FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE. THE SEATS WERE COMFORTABLE AND ATTACHED TO AT LEAST A 35-40 DEGREE ANGLED SLOPE WHICH IS PERFECT SO I DON'T HAVE TO STARE AT SOMEBODY'S HUGE MELON THROUGH THE WHOLE FREAKIN' MOVIE. THE HOT DOGS WERE TOP NOTCH, I HAD TWO COVERED IN MUSTARD WITH A HUGE POP.


I GOT THREE WORDS FO' YA, GO SEE THIS FUCKIN' MOVIE, I FREAKIN' LOVED IT, VERY ENTERTAININ'. SOME PARTS OF THE MOVIE YOU'LL SAY ARE NOT BELIEVABLE BUT I SAY FUCK YOU IT'S A COMIC BOOK. DOWNEY IS MY BOY AND AWESOME IN THIS MOVIE, PALTROW?...I'D THROW HER A BANG AND JEFF BRIDGES REMINDS ME OF MY POPS ON A GOOD DAY. I WAS ENTERTAINED AND THE HOT DOGS DIDN'T GIVE ME THE SHITS, SO THAT'S A GOOD NIGHT FOR ME. I GIVE THIS MOVIE EXPERIENCE:

4 SARDINES OUTTA 5