I USUALLY GET UPSET WITH CERTAIN THINGS...WHEN MY DATE DOESN'T PUT OUT OR I RUN OUT OF SARDINES AND BALONEY WHEN I ALREADY HAVE THE WONDER BREAD SPREAD WITH MUSTARD LAYED OUT ON THE COUNTER...AND NOW I GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT! I WENT OVER TO THE LOCAL THEATRE TODAY TO CATCH THE NEW INDIANA JONES FLICK. I WAS EXCITED TO SEE THIS FLICK BECAUSE I AM A HUGE FAN OF THE TRILOGY. THE FEW GOOD MEMORIES I HAVE OF MY POPS IS OF HIM TAKING ME TO THE THEATRE TO WATCH RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK - GREAT FUCKIN' MOVIE! I HAD A GUT FEELING THIS FILM WOULD BLOW...SEEING THAT GEORGE LUCAS FUCKED THE WHOLE STAR WARS TRILOGY UP WITH HIS TREE DIMENSIONAL BULLSHIT...WHO NEEDS TREE DIMENSIONS OVER HERE? IF I WANT TO LIVE IN A TREE DIMENSIONAL WORLD I'D BANG MY HEAD AGAINST A CEMENT WALL A FEW TIMES UNTIL I'M SEEIN' IN TREES. ANYWAY, THE FIRST HOUR OF THE MOVIE FELT LIKE AN INDY JONES FILM, BUT THE REST OF IT WAS A BUNCH OF BALONEY WRAPPED IN BULLSHIT. I'M NOT GOING TO SPOIL THE FILM FOR YOUZ, BUT IF YOUZ FEEL LIKE HAVIN' A DUMB ASS STUPID TIME GO SEE THIS MOVIE...BUT IF YOUZ R A HUGE INDY FAN, GET READY TO BE PISSED RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.
I GIVE THIS BULLSHIT 2 AND A HALF SARDINES 'CAUSE I LIKED HALF THE FLICK...
YOU CAN ADD GEORGIE BOY OVER 'ERE OF GUYS I'D LIKE TO PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!
