Hey everybody hope youz had a good long weekend. I'm here today to tell you about my weekend in Niagara for my buddy's stag. Twelve of us went down there and stayed at the raddison hotel on sunday, the joint was awesome and the people who worked there were cool. After checkin' in and a few hundred shots of Jager my stomach began to rumble so it was time to feed it.
We headed down to "TONY ROMA'S" which is in the hotel, when i saw the sign which clearly said "ALL YOU CAN EAT RIBS" i ran in the joint. When i asked the waiter for ribs he said they ain't serving all you can eat ribs because of the long weekend...BULLSHIT!!! so i ordered the 12oz ribeye steak instead with mash. My buddies ordered the 8oz ny strip. An hour later the manager came to us and said they were out of garlic mash so i ordered fries. 15 minutes later the waiter came to bring us our food the stupid fuck didn't know the difference between a rib eye steak and a ny steak. If three outta the 4 steaks look the same the other one must be the rib eye. Anyways after me and my buddies exchanged steaks with the proper sides we all took a bite of our steak, we then noticed that our food was freakin' cold, my buddies baked potato wasn't even cooked. We complained to the manager and got 40 bucks off our bill but that ain't good enough in my books 'cause that won't help when we are on the toilet pissing from our asses.
TONY ROMA' "FAMOUS FOR SHIT FOOD" GETS 1 SARDINE HEAD OUTTA 5
After that shitty meal we headed off to "Cantina Charlies" night club what a shit hole... it was a pure cock farm. The only good thing about this place was the cheap drinks so it's worth going there and getting tanked before going anywhere else.
Then we ended up at DRAGON FLY night spot. Guido and Guida heaven. High priced drinks and the attitude to go with it. I felt like a sardine in this place, and don't get drunk 'cause you might get X'd which means they put an X on your hand with permanent marker and kick you outta the club. Our buddy got x'd and got thrown out just because he was drunk...hey so is everyone else in 'ere you cock nob!!! we finally found our buddy back at our hotel lobby all beaten up after he was dropped off by niagara's finest.
I was around good friend's so i had a good night overall.
The next morning after a few hours sleep we checked out and went for an all u can eat breakfast. My buddy picked up the tab after he won $1000 at the casino playing poker freakin' wasted.. Good Job.
Niagara falls can be fun if you go there with the right crowd drink the right drink and eat the right food, remember not to get X'd though because the locals there treat you like you have the EBOLA virus. 'till next time
