MY PIZZA PIZZA LUNCH ESCAPADE ON QUEEN

I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY SICK AND TIRED OF MY RANTS BY NOW...BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOUZ THINKS.

I WENT TO PIZZA PIZZA WITH BOB FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY,  I ASKED THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER IF SHE HAD ANY HAWAIIAN SLICES AND SHE SAID NO, SO I ORDERED 2 BACON BONANZA SLICES INSTEAD. AS I PROCEEDED TO THE CASH TO PAY I NOTICED A FULL HAWAIIAN PIE UNTOUCHED SO I KEPT TELLING HER "YO! YOU HAVE A WHOLE HAWAIIAN OVER 'ERE", BUT SHE IGNORED ME OR DIDN'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH. "WHAT THE FUCK???" 

P.S WOULD IT KILL YA TO CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM AND  PUT SOME PAPER TOWELS IN THERE,  OR MAYBE YOU CAN PLUG IN YOUR HAND BLOWER THINGY......

DOUBLE P.S IF PIZZA IS IN YO RESTAURANTS NAME 2 TIMES THEN YOUZ SHOULD HAVE A FUCKIN' SHARP PIZZA CUTTA.

THE BACON BONANZA WAS GOOD SO I'M GIVING THE PIZZA PIZZA  ON QUEEN

3 SARDINES OUTTA 5